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LABYRINTH 對白


/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ A LAND SERENE /
/ A CRYSTAL MOON /
/ AH-HAH /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND //
SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN,
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS,
SARAH: AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT.
[THUNDER]
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: DAMN.
SARAH: OH, I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
SARAH: "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."
[THUNDER]
[DOG BARKS]
MERLIN: RUFF!
SARAH: OH, MERLIN.
[CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH: OH, NO, MERLIN!
SARAH: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S 7:00!
SARAH: COME ON!
SARAH: COME ON!
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL... //
SARAH: OH, IT'S NOT FAIR!
MOTHER: OH, REALLY!
MOTHER: DON'T STAND THERE IN THE RAIN!
SARAH: ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MERLIN.
MOTHER: NOT THE DOG!
SARAH: BUT IT'S POURING!
MOTHER: GO ON. INTO THE GARAGE.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: GO ON, MERLIN.
SARAH: GO INTO THE GARAGE,
SARAH: GO!
SARAH: UH!
MOTHER: SARAH, YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE.
SARAH: I SAID I'M SORRY.
MOTHER: YOUR FATHER AND I GO OUT VERY RARELY.
SARAH: YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND!
MOTHER: I ASK YOU TO BABY-SIT
MOTHER: ONLY IF IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR PLANS.
SARAH: YOU DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT MY PLANS ARE.
MOTHER: I ASSUME YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU HAD A DATE.
MOTHER: YOU SHOULD HAVE DATES AT YOUR AGE.
FATHER: WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
SARAH: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
MOTHER: SHE TREATS ME LIKE A WICKED STEPMOTHER.
FATHER: I'LL TALK TO HER.
[BABY CRIES]
[MUSIC BOX PLAYING]
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD...
SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED...
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY...
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
FATHER: SARAH?
FATHER: COULD I TALK TO YOU?
SARAH: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!
SARAH: YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'LL BE LATE.
FATHER: WE'VE FED TOBY AND PUT HIM TO BED.
FATHER: WE'LL BE BACK AROUND MIDNIGHT.
SARAH: YOU REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO ME, DIDN'T YOU?
SARAH: PRACTICALLY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR!
SARAH: LANCELOT!
SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM AGAIN!
SARAH: I HATE THAT!
SARAH: I HATE IT!
[BABY CRIES]
SARAH: I HATE YOU!
SARAH: I HATE YOU!
SARAH: SOMEONE SAVE ME.
SARAH: SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL PLACE!
[THUNDER]
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SARAH: DO YOU WANT A STORY?
SARAH: HUH?
SARAH: OK.
SARAH: ONCE UPON A TIME,
SARAH: THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL
SARAH: WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY.
SARAH: THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD.
SARAH: HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF,
SARAH: AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE.
SARAH: BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW
SARAH: WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER
SARAH: AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS.
SARAH: SO ONE NIGHT,
SARAH: WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER,
SARAH: SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP.
[SNORING]
GOBLIN: LISTEN!
SARAH: "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID,
SARAH: "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH: AND YOU WILL BE FREE."
GOBLINS: AH!
SARAH: BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS
SARAH: WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER
SARAH: AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN,
SARAH: SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE
SARAH: UNTIL ONE NIGHT
SARAH: WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK
SARAH: AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER
SARAH: AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT.
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
SARAH: KNOCK IT OFF.
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: STOP IT! STOP IT!
SARAH: I'LL SAY THE WORDS,
SARAH: NO, I MUSTN'T.
SARAH: I MUSTN'T SAY...
GOBLINS: UH!
SARAH: I WISH...
SARAH: I WISH!
GOBLIN: SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT!
GOBLIN: SAY WHAT?
GOBLIN: SHUT UP!
GOBLIN: \YOU\ SHUT UP!
GOBLIN: LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS.
SARAH: I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER!
SARAH: GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING!
SARAH: WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,
SARAH: TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!
GOBLIN: THAT'S NOT IT!
GOBLIN: WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH?
GOBLIN: IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"!
SARAH: OH, TOBY, STOP IT!
SARAH: I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SARAH: TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY.
GOBLIN: "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!"
SARAH: I WISH...
SARAH: I WISH...
GOBLIN: DID SHE SAY IT?
GOBLINS: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY...
SARAH: RIGHT NOW.
[CRYING STOPS]
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: TOBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SARAH: WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING?
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HA!
SARAH: UH!
GOBLIN: HO HEE HA!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
GOBLIN: HA HA HA!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN: HEE HA!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU?
SARAH: YOU'RE THE GOBLIN KING.
SARAH: I WANT MY BROTHER BACK, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME.
JARETH: WHAT'S SAID IT SAID.
SARAH: I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
JARETH: OH, YOU DIDN'T?
SARAH: PLEASE, WHERE IS HE?
JARETH: YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE HE IS.
SARAH: PLEASE BRING HIM BACK.
SARAH: PLEASE.
JARETH: SARAH...
JARETH: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
JARETH: PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS AND YOUR COSTUMES.
JARETH: FORGET ABOUT THE BABY.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
JARETH: I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.
SARAH: WHAT IS IT?
JARETH: IT'S A CRYSTAL,
JARETH: NOTHING MORE,
JARETH: BUT IF YOU TURN IT THIS WAY AND LOOK INTO IT,
JARETH: IT WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DREAMS.
JARETH: BUT THIS ISN'T A GIFT FOR AN ORDINARY GIRL
JARETH: WHO TAKES CARE OF A SCREAMING BABY.
JARETH: DO YOU WANT IT?
JARETH: THEN FORGET THE BABY.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
SARAH: I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING,
SARAH: BUT I WANT MY BROTHER BACK.
SARAH: HE MUST BE SCARED.
JARETH: SARAH.
JARETH: DON'T DEFY ME.
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: AH!
GOBLIN: ARRGH!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE!
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME.
SARAH: I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.
JARETH: HE'S THERE IN MY CASTLE.
JARETH: DO YOU STILL WANT TO LOOK FOR HIM?
SARAH: IS THAT THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY?
JARETH: TURN BACK, SARAH.
JARETH: TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
SARAH: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T?
JARETH: WHAT A PITY.
SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAR.
JARETH: IT'S FURTHER THAN YOU THINK.
JARETH: TIME IS SHORT.
JARETH: YOU HAVE 13 HOURS IN WHICH TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH
JARETH: BEFORE YOUR BABY BROTHER BECOMES ONE OF US...
JARETH: FOREVER.
JARETH: SUCH A PITY.
SARAH: THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: COME ON, FEET.
[TRICKLING SOUND]
HOGGLE: / DA DEE DEE //
SARAH: EXCUSE ME?
HOGGLE: OH, EXCUSE ME!
HOGGLE: OH, IT'S YOU.
SARAH: CAN YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: HMM!
SARAH: OH, HOW SWEET!
HOGGLE: 57!
SARAH: HOW COULD YOU?
HOGGLE: UGH!
SARAH: POOR THING.
SARAH: YOU MONSTER!
SARAH: OW!
SARAH: IT BIT ME!
HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FAIRIES TO DO?
SARAH: I THOUGHT THEY DID NICE THINGS
SARAH: LIKE GRANTING WISHES.
HOGGLE: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, DON'T IT?
HOGGLE: 58!
SARAH: YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
HOGGLE: NO, I AIN'T. I'M HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: WHO ARE YOU?
SARAH: SARAH.
HOGGLE: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
HOGGLE: 59!
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR TO THE LABYRINTH IS?
HOGGLE: MAYBE.
SARAH: WELL, WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE: OH, YOU LITTLE...
HOGGLE: 60!
SARAH: I SAID WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE: WHERE IS WHAT?
SARAH: THE DOOR!
HOGGLE: WHAT DOOR?
SARAH: IT'S HOPELESS.
HOGGLE: NOT IF YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
SARAH: HOW DO I GET INTO THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: AH!
HOGGLE: NOW, \THAT'S\ MORE LIKE IT.
HOGGLE: YOU GETS IN THERE.
HOGGLE: YOU REALLY GOING IN THERE, ARE YOU?
SARAH: YES.
SARAH: I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.
HOGGLE: COZY, ISN'T IT?
HOGGLE: HO HA HA!
HOGGLE: HA HA HA HA!
HOGGLE: NOW, WOULD YOU GO LEFT OR RIGHT?
SARAH: THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME.
HOGGLE: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR.
SARAH: HOW WOULD YOU GO?
HOGGLE: ME? I WOULDN'T GO EITHER WAY.
SARAH: IF THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SAY, YOU CAN LEAVE.
HOGGLE: YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM?
HOGGLE: YOU TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.
HOGGLE: TAKE THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: EVEN IF YOU REACH THE CENTER,
HOGGLE: YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT AGAIN.
SARAH: THAT'S YOUR OPINION.
HOGGLE: IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.
SARAH: THANKS FOR NOTHING, HOGWART.
HOGGLE: OH!
HOGGLE: IT'S HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
HOGGLE: YEAH!
[SLAM]
LICHEN: OH! OH!
LICHEN: WHO'S SHE?
SARAH: WHAT DO THEY MEAN, "LABYRINTH"?
SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR CORNERS OR ANYTHING.
SARAH: THIS JUST GOES ON AND ON.
SARAH: MAYBE IT DOESN'T.
SARAH: MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED THAT IT DOES.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: OH.
WORM: 'ALLO.
SARAH: DID YOU SAY HELLO?
WORM: NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
SARAH: YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU?
WORM: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
WORM: NO. I'M JUST A WORM.
SARAH: OH.
WORM: COME AND MEET THE MISSUS.
SARAH: NO, THANK YOU,
SARAH: BUT I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS LABYRINTH.
SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR OPENINGS.
SARAH: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON!
WORM: IT'S FULL OF OPENINGS.
WORM: JUST YOU AIN'T SEEIN' THEM.
SARAH: WHERE ARE THEY?
WORM: THERE'S ONE RIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU.
SARAH: NO, THERE ISN'T.
WORM: COME INSIDE AND HAVE SOME TEA.
SARAH: BUT THERE ISN'T AN OPENING.
WORM: OF COURSE THERE IS.
WORM: TRY WALKIN' THROUGH IT.
WORM: YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
SARAH: WHAT?
WORM: GO ON, THEN.
SARAH: THAT'S JUST WALL. THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH.
WORM: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM,
WORM: SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.
SARAH: HEY!
WORM: HEY! HANG ON!
SARAH: THANK YOU. THAT WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL.
WORM: BUT DON'T GO THAT WAY!
SARAH: WHAT WAS THAT?
WORM: DON'T GO THAT WAY.
WORM: NEVER GO \THAT\ WAY.
SARAH: OH.
SARAH: THANKS.
WORM: IF SHE HAD KEPT ON GOING DOWN THAT WAY,
WORM: SHE'D HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THAT CASTLE.
[BABY CRYING]
SARAH: TOBY.
SARAH: I'M COMING, TOBY.
[BABY CRYING]
TOBY: WAAA!
GOBLIN: GET OFF ME!
GOBLIN: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
GOBLIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GOBLIN: WALK, WALK, WALK!
GOBLIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[BLOWS]
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /
JARETH: / YOU DO /
GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /
JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. /
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: QUIET!
JARETH: / A GOBLIN BABE /
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL?
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / AND BABY SAID /
TOBY: GA GA.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: EEEYOO!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLIN: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
GOBLIN: HEY, WHAT GOES ON
GOBLIN: PASTA VAZOO?
GOBLIN: IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK!
GOBLIN: YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK!
JARETH: IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES,
JARETH: YOU'LL BE MINE.
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / THEN BABY SAID /
TOBY: YEEAH.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLINS: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME //
GOBLIN: YOU GOT IT?
GOBLIN: I GOT IT.
GOBLIN: GOOD.
GOBLIN: SHH!
SARAH: OH, NO.
SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.
SARAH: WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!
JIM: THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
GUARDS: HA HA HA HA!
JIM: THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.
SARAH: THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.
TIM: NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.
GUARDS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
SARAH: IT KEEPS CHANGING!
SARAH: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JIM: TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.
TIM: ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
TIM: AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--
RALPH: BA BA BA BUM!
TIM: CERTAIN DEATH!
GUARDS: OOH! OOH!
SARAH: WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
JIM: WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
SARAH: WHY NOT?
JIM: UH... I, UH...
JIM: WE DON'T KNOW.
TIM: BUT THEY DO.
SARAH: OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.
RALPH: IT'S IN THE RULES.
RALPH: ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,
RALPH: AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.
RALPH: HE ALWAYS LIES.
ALPH: I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!
RALPH: OH, WHAT A LIE!
TIM: HA HA HA!
ALPH: HE'S THE LIAR!
SARAH: ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.
SARAH: WOULD HE TELL ME
SARAH: THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ALPH: REALLY?
ALPH: YES.
SARAH: THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
SARAH: AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.
ALPH: HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,
SARAH: SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,
SARAH: THE ANSWER IS NO.
ALPH: I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: THEN HE'D BE LYING.
SARAH: THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.
ALPH: IS THAT RIGHT?
RALPH: I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.
SARAH: NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
SARAH: I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.
SARAH: I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.
SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: YUCK!
SARAH: HELP!
SARAH: STOP IT!
SARAH: HELP!
HANDS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HELP"?
HANDS: WE \ARE\ HELPING.
HANDS: WE'RE HELPING HANDS.
SARAH: YOU'RE HURTING.
HANDS: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO?
SARAH: NO!
HANDS: WELL, THEN, COME ON.
HANDS: WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WHICH WAY?
HANDS: UP OR DOWN?
SARAH: OH.
HANDS: WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
HANDS: WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION.
HANDS: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?
HANDS: YES, WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY,
SARAH: I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN?
SARAH: WAS THAT WRONG?
HANDS: TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!
SARAH: AAH!
JARETH: SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: SHUT UP!
JARETH: SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW.
GOBLIN: SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
JARETH: THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK
JARETH: TO THE BEGINNING.
JARETH: SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES
JARETH: SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.
JARETH: HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL, LAUGH.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA!
[FOOTSTEPS]
SARAH: WHO'S THERE?
HOGGLE: ME.
HOGGLE: YA HA HA HA...
SARAH: OH, IT'S YOU.
HOGGLE: OH, YES, WELL...
HOGGLE: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE,
HOGGLE: SO I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A HAND.
HOGGLE: OH, YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND.
HOGGLE: I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NOTICED
HOGGLE: THERE AIN'T NO DOORS,
HOGGLE: ONLY THE HOLE.
HOGGLE: THIS IS AN OUBLIETTE.
HOGGLE: LABYRINTH'S FULL OF THEM.
SARAH: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HOGGLE: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOGGLE: WHAT AN OUBLIETTE IS.
SARAH: DO YOU?
HOGGLE: YES. IT'S A PLACE YOU PUT PEOPLE
HOGGLE: TO FORGET ABOUT THEM.
HOGGLE: WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO
HOGGLE: IS GET OUT OF HERE.
HOGGLE: I KNOW A SHORT CUT
HOGGLE: OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: NO! I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW.
SARAH: I'VE COME TOO FAR!
SARAH: NO, I'M DOING OK.
HOGGLE: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
HOGGLE: BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE
HOGGLE: FROM HERE ON IN.
SARAH: WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME?
HOGGLE: UH...WHAT?
HOGGLE: WELL, I AM, THAT'S ALL.
HOGGLE: NICE YOUNG GIRL,
HOGGLE: TERRIBLE BLACK OUBLIETTE.
SARAH: YOU LIKE JEWELRY, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE: WHY?
SARAH: IF YOU HELP ME SOLVE THE LABYRINTH,
SARAH: I'LL GIVE YOU THIS.
SARAH: YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE: UH...SO-SO.
SARAH: OH.
SARAH: OK.
HOGGLE: YOU GIVE ME THE BRACELET,
HOGGLE: AND I'LL SHOW YOU
HOGGLE: THE WAY OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.
HOGGLE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT WOULD MAKE IT
HOGGLE: A PARITCULARLY NICE GESTURE.
SARAH: TAKE ME AS FAR AS YOU CAN,
SARAH: AND THEN I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN.
HOGGLE: WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?
SARAH: PLASTIC.
HOGGLE: OOHHH.
HOGGLE: I DON'T PROMISE NOTHING,
HOGGLE: BUT I'LL TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I CAN.
HOGGLE: THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT?
SARAH: RIGHT.
HOGGLE: RIGHT.
HOGGLE: COR!
HOGGLE: PLASTIC.
HOGGLE: HERE WE GO.
HOGGLE: AH.
HOGGLE: DA DUM!
HOGGLE: OH! DAMN!
HOGGLE: BROOM CLOSET.
HOGGLE: WELL, CAN'T BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
HOGGLE: AH! THIS IS IT.
HOGGLE: COME ON, THEN.
HOGGLE: OOH. HA HA HA!
HOGGLE: AH. AH.
HOGGLE: THIS WAY.
ROCKFACE: DON'T GO ON.
ROCKFACE: GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
ROCKFACE: THIS IS NOT THE WAY.
ROCKFACE: TAKE HEED, AND GO NO FURTHER.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
HOGGLE: IGNORE THEM.
HOGGLE: THEY'RE JUST FALSE ALARMS.
HOGGLE: YOU GET THEM IN THE LABYRINTH,
HOGGLE: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
ROCKFACE: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
HOGGLE: OH, SHUT UP!
ROCKFACE: SORRY. JUST DOING MY JOB.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE, FOR THE--
HOGGLE: JUST FORGET IT.
ROCKFACE: OH, PLEASE,
ROCKFACE: I HAVEN'T SAID IT
ROCKFACE: FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
HOGGLE: OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE: DON'T EXPECT A BIG REACTION.
ROCKFACE: NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
ROCKFACE: FOR THE PATH YOU TAKE
ROCKFACE: WILL LEAD TO CERTAIN DESTRUCTION!
ROCKFACE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SARAH: UH-OH.
JARETH: AH.
JARETH: WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
HOGGLE: AH, NOTHING.
JARETH: NOTHING?
JARETH: NOTHING?
JARETH: \NOTHING?\
JARETH: TRA LA LA.
HOGGLE: YOUR MAJESTY! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!
JARETH: HELLO, HEDGEWART.
SARAH: HOGWART.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE.
JARETH: HOGGLE, ARE YOU HELPING THIS GIRL?
HOGGLE: H-H-HELPING?
HOGGLE: IN WHAT SENSE?
JARETH: IN THE SENSE OF LEADING HER TOWARDS THE CASTLE.
HOGGLE: I WAS TAKING HER BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: I TOLD HER I WOULD HELP HER.
HOGGLE: A LITTLE TRICKERY. BUT ACTUALLY--
JARETH: WHAT IS THAT PLASTIC THING
JARETH: ROUND YOUR WRIST?
HOGGLE: OH.
HOGGLE: OH, THIS!
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOODNESS,
HOGGLE: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
JARETH: IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND
JARETH: YOU WERE BETRAYING ME,
JARETH: I'D BE FORCED TO SUSPEND YOU HEADFIRST
JARETH: IN THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: NO, YOUR MAJESTY!
HOGGLE: NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!
JARETH: OH, YES, HOGGLE!
JARETH: AND YOU, SARAH.
JARETH: HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING MY LABYRINTH?
SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
HOGGLE: OHH...
JARETH: REALLY?
JARETH: THEN HOW ABOUT UPPING THE SPAKES?
SARAH: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
JARETH: YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN.
JARETH: I WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON IS.
JARETH: THE LABYRINTH'S A PIECE OF CAKE?
JARETH: LET'S SEE YOU DEAL WITH THIS SLICE.
HOGGLE: OH, NO, THE CLEANERS!
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: RUN!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: YOU OK?
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: FASTER!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH--
HOGGLE: YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION!
HOGGLE: AHH!
HOGGLE: THIS IS WHAT WE NEED--
HOGGLE: A LADDER.
HOGGLE: FOLLOW ME.
SARAH: I CAN'T TRUST YOU.
SARAH: YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
HOGGLE: I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT
HOGGLE: TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT.
SARAH: HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY?
HOGGLE: LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
HOGGLE: WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT?
SARAH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOGGLE: SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.
HOGGLE: I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME.
SARAH: WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT?
HOGGLE: NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT.
HOGGLE: YOU WOULDN'T BE SE BRAVE
HOGGLE: IF YOU'D EVER SMELT
HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: IT'S, IT'S, IT'S--
HOGGLE: AAH! YUH.
SARAH: IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL?
HOGGLE: BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.
HOGGLE: BUT THE WORST THING IS,
HOGGLE: IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH,
HOGGLE: YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
HOGGLE: IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.
HOGGLE: AHH!
HOGGLE: HERE WE ARE, THEN.
HOGGLE: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: THAT'S IT.
HOGGLE: I QUIT.
SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD.
SARAH: YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT!
HOGGLE: NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.
HOGGLE: I'VE GOT NO PRIDE.
SARAH: OH, YEAH?
HOGGLE: BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS!
HOGGLE: OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK!
HOGGLE: GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK!
HOGGLE: OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!
SARAH: NOW.
SARAH: THERE'S THE CASTLE.
SARAH: WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY?
HOGGLE: THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY!
HOGGLE: IT'S NOT FAIR!
SARAH: NO, IT ISN'T.
SARAH: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
WISEMAN: OHH...
HOGGLE: HMM?
HOGGLE: COR!
SARAH: EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,
SARAH: BUT CAN YOU HELP ME?
WISEMAN: OH! A YOUNG GIRL!
HAT: WHOO WHOO WHOO!
WISEMAN: AND WHO IS THIS?
SARAH: MY FRIEND.
WISEMAN: OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
SARAH: I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?
WISEMAN: AH.
HAT: AH.
WISEMAN: EH?
HAT: EH?
WISEMAN: OH, YES. HUH.
WISEMAN: YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE?
HAT: HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH?
WISEMAN: BE QUIET!
HAT: AW, NUTS.
WISEMAN: SO, YOUNG WOMAN,
WISEMAN: THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK.
HAT: AYE!
HAT: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!
WISEMAN: WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!
HAT: ALL RIGHT.
WISEMAN: OK?
HAT: OK.
WISEMAN: ALL RIGHT.
HAT: ALL RIGHT. SORRY.
WISEMAN: FINISHED?
HAT: YES.
WISEMAN: QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY,
WISEMAN: IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE,
WISEMAN: WHEN, IN FACT...
HAT: WE ARE.
WISEMAN: WE ARE.
SARAH: I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE
SARAH: AT THE MOMENT.
HAT: HA! JOIN THE CLUB!
[SNORE]
HAT: I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT.
HAT: PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX.
HOGGLE: DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE.
HOGGLE: COR.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: I GUESS I CAN SPARE THIS.
HAT: \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\
HOGGLE: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.
HOGGLE: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING.
HAT: WELL, WELL, THEN.
HAT: THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS.
[SNORE]
HAT: AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT.
HOGGLE: WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND?
SARAH: BECAUSE YOU ARE.
SARAH: YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND.
SARAH: BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE GOT.
HOGGLE: COR! HUH!
SARAH: DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
HOGGLE: OH.
SARAH: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE: FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE.
LUDO: YEEIAAHH!
HOGGLE: OH! GOOD-BYE!
SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE!
SARAH: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT?
HOGGLE: NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND.
HOGGLE: HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: YOU COWARD!
LUDO: AAARGHH!
SARAH: WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID.
SARAH: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
SARAH: IN THIS PLACE.
LUDO: GRRR!
LUDO: YARGGH!
GOBLIN: TRY THIS FOR SIZE, YOU BIG YETI!
GOBLIN: WE GOT YOU NOW, FUZZBALL!
GOBLIN: HA HA HA!
LUDO: GRRR!
LUDO: RRAGHH!
GOBLINS: HEEHOO YAH!
GOBLIN: NIPPY, NIPPY, NIP, NIP!
LUDO: GRRR!
[CHOMP!]
SARAH: IF I ONLY HAD SOMETHING TO THROW...
LUDO: EEOOWW!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLIN: BITE HIM ON THE TERIYAKI!
GOBLIN: SAKI TO HIM! SAKI TO HIM!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
[CLANK!]
GOBLIN: OH! WHAT HAPPENED?
GOBLIN: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE.
GOBLIN: AAH!
GOBLIN: HEY, WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN: WHO BITE WHO?
GOBLIN: WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
[CLANK!]
GOBLIN: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
GOBLIN: RETREAT!
GOBLIN: ALL RIGHT, WHO BIT ME?
GOBLIN: OH, MY ACHING SUSHI!
GOBLIN: YII!
LUDO: YARRGH!
LUDO: YARRGH! YARRGH!
SARAH: NOW, STOP THAT.
LUDO: YARRGH.
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO'S HELPING YOU.
LUDO: Hhrrr...
SARAH: DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU DOWN?
LUDO: LUDO...
LUDO: DOWN.
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: IS THAT YOUR NAME?
LUDO: LUDO.
SARAH: OH, YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE BEAST.
SARAH: WELL, I CERTANTLY HOPE
SARAH: YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE.
LUDO: AH. AH!
SARAH: JUST HANG ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN.
SARAH: JUST A SECOND.
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: OH, I'M SORRY!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: LUDO, ARE YOU HURT?
LUDO: OH. OH...
LUDO: AH.
LUDO: AH.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: OH.
LUDO: FRIEND?
SARAH: THAT'S RIGHT, LUDO.
SARAH: I'M SARAH.
LUDO: HHRRH.
LUDO: SARAH.
LUDO: AH!
LUDO: OOH.
SARAH: OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
SARAH: YOU OK?
LUDO: AH. WHUAH!
LUDO: HUH. HUH.
LUDO: SARAH.
LUDO: SARAH FRIEND. YEAH!
SARAH: NOW, WAIT. JUST A SECOND.
SARAH: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LUDO.
LUDO: HUH? WHAT?
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH?
LUDO: HMM.
LUDO: AH...UH!
LUDO: NO.
SARAH: YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER?
SARAH: I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS
SARAH: HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
HOGGLE: SHE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: AH. COR.
SARAH: HEY.
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO?
SARAH: WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE
SARAH: OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS?
LUDO: MMM...
KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE.
KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST.
KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL!
SARAH: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: AH!
KNOCKER2: OH! OH!
KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT!
SARAH: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM.
KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST.
KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION.
KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN.
KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SARAH: WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD?
KNOCKER1: WHAT?
KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS.
SARAH: OH.
LUDO: RRR.
SARAH: HOW DO I GET THROUGH?
KNOCKER1: HUH?
KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN.
SARAH: OH.
LUDO: HUH?
SARAH: LUDO.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: AH!
KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH.
SARAH: I WANT TO KNOCK.
KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH?
KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM.
KNOCKER2: UMPH!
KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM!
KNOCKER2: MHHH!
KNOCKER2: MMMHHH...
KNOCKER2: AH!
LUDO: YES!
[MUMBLING]
SARAH: SORRY.
KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT.
SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.
[DOOR CLOSES]
LUDO: HUH?
LUDO: OHHH.
GOBLIN: YOU SEE,
GOBLIN: GET THE BALL IN THE...
GOBLIN: DA DA DA.
[BURP!]
JARETH: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[BABY CRYING]
JARETH: HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP.
JARETH: I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH.
JARETH: HE'S GOT MY EYES.
GOBLINS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
LUDO: OHH...
LUDO: LUDO SCARED.
SARAH: OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU
SARAH: BEING SCARED.
LUDO: YEAH.
SARAH: SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
LUDO: OH!
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU?
SARAH: LUDO!
HOGGLE: BLAH!
SARAH: HOGGLE, HELP!
HOGGLE: I'M COMING, SARAH.
JARETH: WELL,
JARETH: IF IT ISN'T YOU.
JARETH: AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOGGLE: UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP,
HOGGLE: BUT I HEARS HER NOW,
HOGGLE: SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER
HOGGLE: BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
JARETH: I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT,
JARETH: I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER.
JARETH: BUT, UH, NO,
JARETH: NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS.
JARETH: THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
HOGGLE: YOU BET IT WOULD!
HOGGLE: ME? HELP HER?
HOGGLE: AFTER YOUR WARNINGS?
HOGGLE: HA HA HA!
JARETH: OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE.
JARETH: I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING.
HOGGLE: UH, OH, YES!
HOGGLE: SO THEY ARE.
HOGGLE: MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING.
SARAH: LUDO!
HOGGLE: I'D BETTER FIND THEM.
HOGGLE: FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY
HOGGLE: TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH.
JARETH: WAIT!
JARETH: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN.
JARETH: GIVE HER THIS.
HOGGLE: W-WHAT IS IT?
JARETH: IT'S A PRESENT.
HOGGLE: WILL IT HURT HER?
JARETH: NOW, WHY THE CONCERN?
HOGGLE: I WON'T HARM HER.
JARETH: COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU,
JARETH: LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD.
JARETH: YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL
JARETH: COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU?
HOGGLE: WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS--
JARETH: WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS?
JARETH: FRIENDS?
HOGGLE: AHH. DON'T MATTER.
JARETH: YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE,
JARETH: OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!
HOGGLE: YES. RIGHT.
JARETH: AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU,
JARETH: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE.
HOGGLE: Y-YOU WILL?
JARETH: PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA!
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
[SNAP]
[TAP TAP TAP]
SARAH: WHAT'S GOING ON?
FIREY: YAH!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: YAHOO!
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FIREY: AHA!
FIREY: WE'RE OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREYS: WHOO!
FIREY: / DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS /
FIREYS: / NO PROBLEMS /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO SUITCASE /
FIREYS: / NO SUITCASE /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES TO WORRY ABOUT /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO REAL ESTATE /
FIREY: / OR JEWELRY OR GOLD MINES TO HANG ME UP /
FIREY: / I JUST THROW IN MY HAND /
FIREYS: / THROW IN HIS HAND /
FIREY: / WITH THE CHILLIEST BUNCH IN THE LAND /
FIREY: / THEY DON'T LOOK MUCH /
FIREY: / BUT THEY'RE SURE CHILLY CHILLY /
FIREY: / THEY'RE POSITIVELY GLOW GLOW, HUH! /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS: / BAD HEP WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: HEY, I'M A WILD CHILD!
FIREYS: / WALK TALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: WHOO! WALK TALL!
FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD /
FIREY: BLEH! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREY: ROLL 'EM!
FIREYS: SNAKE EYES!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: AH!
[GULP!]
FIREY: ALL RIGHT!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: OOH! OOH!
FIREY: GRRR!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREY: OOH!
FIREY: FORE!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: / SO WHEN THINGS GET TOO ROUGH /
FIREY: / YOUR SKIN IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND /
FIREY: / AND EVEN DOWN LOOKS UP /
FIREYS: / DOWN LOOK UP /
FIREY: / BAD LUCK /
FIREYS: HA HA HA!
FIREY: / WE CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREYS: / SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREY: / AND WE DON'T CHARGE NOTHIN' /
FIREYS: / NOTHIN' AT ALL /
FIREY: / JUST STRUT YOUR NASTY STUFF /
FIREY: / WIGGLE IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH /
FIREY: / GET THE TOWN TALKING, BY GOD /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: / THINK SMALL /
FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: BAD HEP!
FIREYS: / BAD HEP, HAPPY WILD GANG /
FIREY: HEY, LISTEN UP!
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD, CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREYS: / WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: SHAKE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
FIREY: TAP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FEET.
FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD //
FIREY: COME ON, COME ON!
SARAH: OH! OH!
FIREY: HEY!
FIREY: HER HEAD DON'T COME OFF!
SARAH: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!
FIREY: SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S STUCK ON.
FIREY: WHERE YOU GOING WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT?
FIREY: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO.
FIREY: TAKE OFF HER HEAD!
FIREY: YEAH, LET'S TAKE HER APART!
FIREY: HEY, LADY, THAT'S HIS HEAD.
FIREY: HEY, THAT'S MY HEAD.
FIREY: THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
FIREY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FIREY: HEY!
FIREY: WHOA!
FIREY: HEY, LADY!
FIREY: IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
FIREY: TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS.
FIREY: YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO THROW YOUR OWN HEAD.
FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY: WHERE'S THE REFEREE?
FIREY: NOW WE TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF!
FIREY: STOP HER, SOMEBODY!
FIREY: COME BACK, LITTLE LADY.
FIREY: PLAY THE GAME.
FIREY: WHO GETS TO THROW YOUR HEAD?
FIREY: HEY, YOU CAN'T QUIT!
FIREY: THE GAME'S NOT OVER!
[WHISTLE]
SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY: WE GET A FREE THROW.
FIREY: DON'T YOU WANT US
FIREY: TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF?
SARAH: HOGGLE!
FIREY: YOU CAN LOOK LIKE US!
SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY: TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD!
FIREY: GET A SAW!
FIREY: LET US TAKE OFF YOUR ARM!
FIREY: AN EAR! TAKE OFF YOUR EAR!
FIREY: YOU DON'T NEED TWO EARS.
FIREY: THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER.
HOGGLE: SHOO! GO AWAY!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: YOU'VE COME TO HELP ME!
HOGGLE: NO. DON'T KISS ME! DON'T KISS ME!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: AAH!
HOGGLE: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOGGLE: AAH!
HOGGLE: UH!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE! HOLD ON!
HOGGLE: NO! OOH!
SARAH: OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE: BLAH!
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
SARAH: UH! WHAT IS IT?
HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: BLEH! UH!
SARAH: I'VE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.
SARAH: IT'S LIKE...
SARAH: LIKE...
[FART! GAG! BURP!]
HOGGLE: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S LIKE.
HOGGLE: IT'S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: HELP!
SARAH: UH! HOLD ON!
[BURP!]
SARAH: UH!
HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO
HOGGLE: AND DO A THING LIKE THAT FOR?
SARAH: DO WHAT?
[FAARRRT!]
SARAH: YOU MEAN RESCUE YOU?
HOGGLE: WHAT? NO!
HOGGLE: YOU KISSED ME.
SARAH: AAH!
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOSH.
SARAH: DON'T PRETEND TO BE SO HARD.
SARAH: I KNOW YOU CAME BACK TO HELP ME,
SARAH: AND I KNOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
HOGGLE: DID NOT! AM NOT!
HOGGLE: I'VE JUST COME TO GET ME PROPERTY BACK.
HOGGLE: OH, AND, UH...
HOGGLE: UH, GIVE YOU, GIVE YOU, UH...
SARAH: GIVE ME WHAT?
HOGGLE: OH! AH!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: AAH!
LUDO: SMELL.
SARAH: WHERE'S HOGGLE?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
HOGGLE: GET OFF OF ME!
SARAH: OH, HERE!
SARAH: HOGGLE.
SARAH: IT'S OK. THIS IS LUDO.
SARAH: HE'S A FRIEND, TOO.
HOGGLE: A WHAT?
LUDO: SMELL.
SARAH: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
[BURP! FART!]
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE: OH! UH...
[WHEEZES]
SARAH: THERE'S A BRIDGE.
SARAH: COME ON.
HOGGLE: WATCH IT.
HOGGLE: YOU STEP IN THIS STUFF,
HOGGLE: AND YOU'LL STINK FOREVER.
DIDYMUS: STOP!
DIDYMUS: STOP, I SAY!
SARAH: WE HAVE TO GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO ONE MAY CROSS.
SARAH: I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
HOGGLE: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STENCH.
LUDO: SMELL BAD!
DIDYMUS: STENCH? OF WHAT SPEAKETH THOU?
SARAH: THE SMELL.
DIDYMUS: I SMELL NOTHING.
DIDYMUS: I LIVE BY MY SENSE OF SMELL.
[SNIFF]
DIDYMUS: THE AIR IS SWEET AND FRAGRANT,
DIDYMUS: AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
LUDO: SMELL BAD!
HOGGLE: OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
DIDYMUS: I'M SWORN TO DO MY DUTY!
HOGGLE: OOH!
SARAH: LET US GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS: HOLD!
DIDYMUS: OOH!
DIDYMUS: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!
SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DIDYMUS: LET GO OF MY STAFF!
DIDYMUS: YAAH!
DIDYMUS: HA-HA!
LUDO: HMM?
DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN. I CAN CONQUER THIS MOUNTAIN.
LUDO: GRR!
DIDYMUS: WHOA!
LUDO: AAH!
DIDYMUS: AAH!
DIDYMUS: HA HA!
DIDYMUS: YAH, YAH, YAH!
DIDYMUS: THOU MUST DO BETTER THAN THAT!
DIDYMUS: GIVE UP? HA HA!
DIDYMUS: ENOUGH!
DIDYMUS: NEVER HAVE I MET MY MATCH IN BATTLE,
DIDYMUS: YET THIS NOBLE NIGHT HAS FOUGHT ME
DIDYMUS: TO A STANDSTILL!
SARAH: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LUDO?
LUDO: SMELL.
DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, I, SIR DIDYMUS, YIELD TO THEE.
DIDYMUS: COME, LET US BE BROTHERS HENCEFORTH
DIDYMUS: AND FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT AS ONE!
DIDYMUS: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LUDO: LUDO GET BROTHER.
DIDYMUS: WELL MET, SIR LUDO.
SARAH: GOOD. COME ON.
DIDYMUS: YOU FORGET MY SACRED VOW, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS: I CANNOT LET YOU PASS.
SARAH: BUT LUDO IS YOUR BROTHER.
DIDYMUS: I MUST DEFEND MY OATH TO THE DEATH.
LUDO: THE SMELL!
SARAH: LET'S HANDLE THIS LOGICALLY.
SARAH: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU SWORN?
DIDYMUS: I HAVE SWORN WITH MY LIFEBLOOD
DIDYMUS: NO ONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: MAY WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION?
DIDYMUS: WELL, I, UH...
DIDYMUS: UH...
LUDO: NO.
DIDYMUS: YES.
SARAH: THANK YOU.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY.
SARAH: UH-OH.
DIDYMUS: HAVE NO FEAR.
DIDYMUS: THIS BRIDGE HAS LASTED FOR 1,000 YEARS.
SARAH: NO!
DIDYMUS: IT SEEMED SOLID ENOUGH.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL SAVE THEE...
DIDYMUS: SOMEHOW.
LUDO: WHOO!
DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SIT AND HOWL
DIDYMUS: WHEN YON MAIDEN NEEDS OUR HELP?
LUDO: WHOO!
LUDO: WHOO!
LUDO: WHOO!
SARAH: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, LUDO.
DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SUMMON UP THE VERY ROCKS?
LUDO: SURE.
LUDO: ROCKS FRIENDS.
HOGGLE: YUCK.
SARAH: HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: MY DEAR!
SARAH: THANKS HOGGLE.
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FAAART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, WAIT FOR ME!
DIDYMUS: OH, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: IT'S ALL RIGHT, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS: YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
DIDYMUS: THAT-A BOY.
DIDYMUS: MY LOYAL STEED.
DIDYMUS: STEADY.
DIDYMUS: UP!
DIDYMUS: FORWARD.
DIDYMUS: AH, STEADY! STEADY, BOY.
DIDYMUS: COME ON, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS: JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO.
[FART FART FART!]
[FART FART FART FART!]
SARAH: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
DIDYMUS: EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
[JARETH] \I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.\
HOGGLE: I CAN'T GIVE IT TO HER.
DIDYMUS: WELL, COME ON, THEN.
DIDYMUS: WE SHOULD REACH THE CASTLE WELL BEFORE DAY.
JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH: IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND?
JARETH: SO MUCH TROUBLE OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING,
JARETH: BUT NOT FOR LONG.
JARETH: SHE'LL SOON FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU,
JARETH: MY FINE FELLOW,
JARETH: JUST AS SOON AS HOGGLE GIVES HER MY PRESENT.
JARETH: THEN SHE'LL FORGET EVERYTHING.
[BUBBLING]
DIDYMUS: IS THAT MY STOMACH OR YOURS, AMBROSIOUS?
LUDO: HUNGRY.
SARAH: YEAH.
SARAH: WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW.
SARAH: MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME BERRIES.
HOGGLE: UH, SARAH.
SARAH: YEAH?
SARAH: HERE.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: OH, THANK YOU.
SARAH: YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!
SARAH: THIS TASTES STRANGE.
HOGGLE: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
HOGGLE: OH, DAMN YOU, JARETH!
HOGGLE: AND DAMN ME, TOO!
SARAH: EVERYTHING'S DANCING.
DIDYMUS: YEA, VERILY!
DIDYMUS: WHOA, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: WHOA!
DIDYMUS: THE CASTLE DOTH LIE YONDER, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DANCER: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOVE /
JARETH: / DEEP IN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / A KIND OF PALE JEWEL /
JARETH: / OPENED AND CLOSED WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE SKY /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A FOOLED HEART /
JARETH: / BEATING SO FAST /
JARETH: / IN SEARCH OF NEW DREAMS /
JARETH: / A LOVE THAT WILL LAST /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE MOON /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /
JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING DOWN /
JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH: / I'LL PAINT YOU MORNINGS OF GOLD /
JARETH: / I'LL SPIN YOU VALENTINE EVENINGS /
JARETH: / THOUGH WE'RE STRANGERS TILL NOW /
JARETH: / WE'RE CHOOSING A PATH /
JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH: / I'LL LAY MY LOVE /
JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /
JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING //
DANCER: AAH! AAH! AAH!
HOGGLE: OH, SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
HOGGLE: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
HOGGLE: I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND, THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.
HOGGLE: OH!
SARAH: WHAT WAS I DOING?
SARAH: OOH!
JUNKLADY: OW!
JUNKLADY: GET OFF MY BACK!
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
JUNKLADY: YOUNG WOMAN, HMM?
SARAH: I \WAS\ LOOKING.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WHERE \WERE\ YOU GOING?
SARAH: I DON'T REMEMBER.
JUNKLADY: YOU CAN'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING
JUNKLADY: IF YOU DON'T \KNOW\ WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
SARAH: I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.
JUNKLADY: WELL, LOOK HERE!
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH: LANCELOT?
SARAH: THANK YOU.
JUNKLADY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR,
JUNKLADY: WASN'T IT, MY DEAR?
SARAH: YES, I FORGOT.
JUNKLADY: NOW,
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE
JUNKLADY: AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE,
JUNKLADY: HMM?
JUNKLADY: HA HA HA!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: AH.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
SARAH: I DREAMED IT ALL, LANCELOT.
SARAH: BUT IT WAS SO REAL.
SARAH: LET'S GO SEE IF DADDY'S BACK, OK?
JUNKLADY: BETTER TO STAY IN HERE, DEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT OUT THERE.
JUNKLADY: NO, OH, NO!
JUNKLADY: OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
SARAH: LANCELOT.
JUNKLADY: YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABIT.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: OH, AND THERE'S BETSY BOO.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THIS?
JUNKLADY: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
JUNKLADY: IT'S A PENCIL BOX.
JUNKLADY: GOT LOTS OF PENCILS!
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS.
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS!
JUNKLADY: YOU NEVER WANTED THEM THROWN AWAY, DID YOU?
JUNKLADY: NOW, THEN, WHAT ELSE?
JUNKLADY: OH, IT'S LITTLE HORSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU LOVE LITTLE HORSIE, DON'T YOU.
JUNKLADY: AND LOOK AT THIS!
JUNKLADY: YOU GOT A PRINTING GAME.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S A TREASURE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT THAT, WON'T YOU, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: PUT IT ON.
JUNKLADY: MAKE YOURSLEF UP.
JUNKLADY: AND HERE'S DEAR OLD FLOPSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT HER.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES. CHARLIE BEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S CHARLIE BEAR FOR YOU, HMM?
SARAH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
JUNKLADY: AH, DON'T TALK NONSENSE.
JUNKLADY: EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT
JUNKLADY: IS ALL RIGHT HERE.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY CANDY SHOP!
SARAH: "THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH: "AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: "I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: "TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HATH STOLEN."
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR TOYS?
SARAH: IT'S ALL JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
JUNKLADY: THIS IS NOT JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH: YES, IT IS!
SARAH: I HAVE TO SAVE TOBY!
DIDYMUS: MY LADY!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
LUDO: SARAH?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY!
LUDO: SARAH?
DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, THANK GOODNESS
DIDYMUS: THOU ART SAFE AT LAST!
SARAH: WHERE ARE WE?
LUDO: SARAH BACK.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY, LOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
DIDYMUS: THE GATES TO THE GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH: LUDO, SIR DIDYMUS.
SARAH: LET'S GO QUICKLY.
SARAH: WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS,
DIDYMUS: FORWARD!
HOGGLE: OH, NO!
DIDYMUS: OPEN THE DOOR!
SARAH: SHH!
SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS, WE MUST GO QUIETLY.
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS: OPEN UP! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!
SARAH: YOU'LL WAKE THE GUARD.
SARAH: QUIET!
DIDYMUS: WELL, LET THEM ALL WAKE UP!
SARAH: SHH!
DIDYMUS: I SHALL FIGHT YOU ALL TO THE DEATH!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH: PLEASE, SIR DIDYMUS,
SARAH: FOR MY SAKE, HUSH!
DIDYMUS: BUT OF COURSE.
DIDYMUS: FOR THEE, ANYTHING.
DIDYMUS: I'M NOT A COWARD?
SARAH: NO.
DIDYMUS: THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE, ANYWHERE,
DIDYMUS: ANYPLACE, ANYTIME!
SARAH: WE ALL KNOW.
SARAH: NOW HUSH.
SARAH: NOW QUIETLY.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, BE QUIET NOW.
DIDYMUS: I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO QUIET?
DIDYMUS: IT'S ONLY A GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH: I SMELL TROUBLE.
[SLAM!]
LUDO: GRR!
SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.
SARAH: OH, NO!
LUDO: GRR!
SARAH: WHAT IS THAT?
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
LUDO: GRR!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH: WATCH OUT!
AMBROSIUS:NEIGH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
SARAH: DUCK!
DIDYMUS: WILL YOU COME HERE!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
DIDYMUS: PLEASE COME.
DIDYMUS: YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
SARAH: OH, LUDO!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
LUDO: HUH?
HOGGLE: YAH!
GOBLIN: AAH!
HOGGLE: LOOK OUT!
HOGGLE: GET OUT OF THERE!
HOGGLE: BOMBS AWAY!
GOBLIN: BLAAH!
GOBLIN: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
LUDO: GRR!
GOBLIN: AAH!
HOGGLE: MY TURN NOW!
HOGGLE: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS?
SARAH: DROP THE AX!
HOGGLE: I'M TRYING!
DIDYMUS: COME HERE AT ONCE.
[WHISTLES]
HOGGLE: OH, WHERE'S REVERSE?
HOGGLE: AAH!
SARAH: GET OUT OF THERE, HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: ABANDON SHIP!
HOGGLE: YAH!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: OH, HOGGLE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOGGLE: I'M NOT ASKING TO BE FORGIVEN.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
HOGGLE: JARETH MADE ME GIVE YOU THAT PEACH.
HOGGLE: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
HOGGLE: I TOLD YOU I WAS A COWARD.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS.
SARAH: I FORGIVE YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?
DIDYMUS: AND I COMMEND YOU.
DIDYMUS: RARELY HAVE I SEEN SUCH COURAGE.
DIDYMUS: YOU ARE VALIANT, SIR HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: HUH...I AM?
LUDO: UUUH.
LUDO: HOGGLE AND LUDO FRIENDS.
HOGGLE: WE ARE?
SARAH: HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, HOGGLE.
SARAH: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
HOGGLE: WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
HOGGLE: LET'S GET THAT RAT WHO CALLS HIMSELF JARETH.
SARAH: RIGHT!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, IT'S SAFE NOW.
DIDYMUS: NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
HOGGLE: ARGH! AH!
CAT: MEOW MEOW
HOGGLE: AH.
GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS!
GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS,
GOBLIN: THE GIRL!
GOBLIN: THE GIRL WHO ATE THE PEACH AND FORGOT EVERYTHING!
JARETH: WHAT OF HER?
GOBLIN: SHE, THE MONSTER, SIR DIDYMUS, AND THE DWARF
GOBLIN: ARE ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE!
JARETH: STOP HER! CALL OUT THE GUARDS.
JARETH: HIDE THE BABY.
GOBLINS: GUARDS!
JARETH: SHE MUST BE STOPPED!
JARETH: DO SOMETHING!
JARETH: COME ON, MOVE!
JARETH: MOVE!
SARAH: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!
HOGGLE: OH, PIECE OF CAKE!
GOBLIN: COMPANY, HALT!
GOBLIN: LANCERS, READY!
GOBLIN: CANNON, FIRE!
GOBLINS: CHARGE! CHARGE! CHARGE!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: RUN!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN ABOUT!
SARAH: QUICK! THIS WAY!
DIDYMUS: CHARGE!
DIDYMUS: NO, NOT THAT WAY!
DIDYMUS: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
DIDYMUS: THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS?
DIDYMUS: SIT!
SARAH: CAREFUL.
SARAH: OK.
SARAH: THROUGH HERE.
SARAH: OK, COME ON, GUYS.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN AROUND THIS SECOND,
DIDYMUS: OR I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN!
[SCREECH]
DIDYMUS: THAT'S BETTER.
AMBROSIUS:ARRH!
DIDYMUS: DON'T WORRY. I THINK WE'VE GOT THEM SURROUNDED.
SARAH: DIDYMUS!
SARAH: WHERE'S DIDYMUS?
GOBLIN: FIRE!
GOBLIN: I HIT SOMETHING, YES?
GOBLIN: NO?
SARAH: WE'VE GOT TO FIND DIDYMUS.
SARAH: DOWN THIS WAY.
GOBLIN: WHOA.
DIDYMUS: GRRRR!
DIDYMUS: RRRRR!
DIDYMUS: CHARGE!
DIDYMUS: HA HA HA! TALLYHO!
DIDYMUS: AAH!
DIDYMUS: AH! AH! UH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, YOU COWARD!
DIDYMUS: OH!
DIDYMUS: AH!
DIDYMUS: AH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS!
SARAH: OOH!
SARAH: QUICK, IN HERE!
HOGGLE: OOH, HOW'S LUDO GOING TO GET IN?
LUDO: YRRURH!
LUDO: NNH!
GOBLIN: YOU IN THERE, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
LUDO: HUH? SURROUNDED?
SARAH: GET OUT!
SARAH: LUDO, CALL THE ROCKS!
LUDO: HUH?
GOBLIN: AAAH!
LUDO: WHOO!
GOBLIN: TAKE THAT!
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: HUNGRY? GREAT!
SARAH: LUDO!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, UNLOCK THIS DOOR!
DIDYMUS: HUH!
DIDYMUS: SO, HAD ENOUGH, HAVE YOU?
DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,
DIDYMUS: AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE WELL-TREATED.
SARAH: YAH!
SARAH: LUDO!
LUDO: WHOO!
DIDYMUS: NEXT TIME, SURRENDER.
LUDO: WHOO!
GOBLIN: OH! YOH, YOH!
GOBLIN: AAH! GOOD GRIEF!
GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN!
GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
GOBLIN: OK, I TAKE IT BACK!
GOBLIN: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
GOBLIN: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
GOBLIN: I'M GOING TO BED!
GOBLIN: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
HOGGLE: LET'S GO!
GOBLIN: AAH!
SARAH: WHOA, NELLIE! DUCK!
HOGGLE: HA HA! MISSED!
SARAH: OK, COME ON!
GOBLIN: FIRE!
GOBLIN: UGH!
GOBLIN: HEY, I JUST FIRED YOU!
SARAH: THIS WAY.
GOBLIN: NOW WE HAVE YOU!
HOGGLE: AND NOW YOU DON'T!
[GUNFIRE]
GOBLIN: HEY, NO PROBLEM.
SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS!
DIDYMUS: COMING!
DIDYMUS: HI-HO, SILVER!
SARAH: UH!
LUDO: NNNNH!
DIDYMUS: WHOA, BOY! WHOA, BIG FELLA!
SARAH: THIS WAY.
DIDYMUS: WHOA! STEADY, BOY!
DIDYMUS: AH, YES. UP YOU GO!
DIDYMUS: UP, UP!
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
SARAH: NO!
SARAH: HE MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY.
HOGGLE: WELL, THEN, COME ON!
SARAH: I MUST FACE HIM ALONE.
DIDYMUS: WHY?
HOGGLE: YES.
SARAH: THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE.
DIDYMUS: IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE,
DIDYMUS: THEN THAT'S THE WAY YOU MUST DO IT.
DIDYMUS: BUT SHOULD YOU NEED US...
LUDO: UHRR.
HOGGLE: SHOULD YOU NEED US...
SARAH: I'LL CALL.
SARAH: THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU.
JARETH: / HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /
JARETH: / YOU PRECIOUS THING /
JARETH: / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME /
JARETH: / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR /
JARETH: / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU /
SARAH: TOBY!
JARETH: / YES, I DO /
JARETH: / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT /
JARETH: / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT /
JARETH: / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU //
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.
JARETH: SARAH, BEWARE.
JARETH: I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS UP UNTIL NOW,
JARETH: BUT I CAN BE CRUEL.
SARAH: GENEROUS!
SARAH: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S GENEROUS?
JARETH: EVERYTHING!
JARETH: EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED I HAVE DONE.
JARETH: YOU ASKED THAT THE CHILD BE TAKEN.
JARETH: I TOOK HIM.
JARETH: YOU COWERED BEFORE ME. I \WAS\ FRIGHTENING.
JARETH: I HAVE REORDERED TIME.
JARETH: I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN,
JARETH: AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU!
JARETH: I AM EXHAUSED FROM LIVING UP
JARETH: TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME.
JARETH: ISN'T THAT GENEROUS?
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH: AND MY--
JARETH: STOP!
JARETH: WAIT!
JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH: LOOK WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU--
JARETH: YOUR DREAMS.
SARAH: AND KINGDOM IS GREAT.
JARETH: I ASK FOR SO LITTLE.
JARETH: JUST LET ME RULE YOU,
JARETH: AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING
JARETH: THAT YOU WANT.
SARAH: KINGDOM IS GREAT...
SARAH: DAMN! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
JARETH: JUST FEAR ME, LOVE ME,
JARETH: DO AS I SAY,
JARETH: AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!
[CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH: TOBY.
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: HERE YOU ARE.
SARAH: I'D LIKE LANCELOT
SARAH: TO BELONG TO YOU NOW.
[DOOR OPENS]
FATHER: WE'RE HOME.
FATHER: SARAH, ARE YOU HOME?
SARAH: YEAH! YES, I'M HOME.
LUDO: GOOD-BYE, SARAH.
DIDYMUS: AND REMEMBER, FAIR MAIDEN,
DIDYMUS: SHOULD YOU NEED US...
HOGGLE: YES, SHOULD YOU NEED US
HOGGLE: FOR ANY REASON AT ALL...
SARAH: I NEED YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?
SARAH: I DON'T KNOW WHY,
SARAH: BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
SARAH: IN MY LIFE,
SARAH: FOR NO REASON AT ALL,
SARAH: I NEED YOU--
SARAH: ALL OF YOU.
HOGGLE: OH, YOU DO?
HOGGLE: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
SARAH: YEAH!
SARAH: LUDO!
FIREY: HA HA HA HA HA!
DIDYMUS: I SAY,
DIDYMUS: DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE?
JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /
JARETH: / YOU DO /
GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /
JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE //
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
/ DOWN UNDERGROUND /
/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
/ A LAND SERENE /
/ A CRYSTAL MOON /
/ AH-HAH /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGOUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ IT'S ONLY /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ THEY'RE LOST AND THEY'RE LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ LET ME GO UNDERGOUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGOUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ I'M MOVING DOWN NOW /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND //